FLOTD is the Sandhill Crane from the Des Plaines River Floodplain 

Occupation? Ribeye in the sky
Relationship status? Got a flock of cranes
Hobbies? Flying, pooping on cars, perching 
Favorite song? I Believe I Can Fly
Cocktail of choice? Vodka and CRANE
Turn ons? Big wing span 
Turn offs? Short legs
FMK… Tom, Emily and Eddie? F Eddie; M Emily; Dive-bomb Tom