“Biggest fear for an introvert would be losing their hearing because then they couldn’t listen. Whereas the biggest fear for extroverts is losing their tongue because then they couldn’t eat ass.”

This guy has it all figured out!

Maybe it’s just the drugs, but I think I’ve become more introverted as I’ve gotten older.  I used to do things. I used to have friends. Now, I want to just hang with my family and not interact with any other humans.

BTW, what’s the deal with eating ass?  It seems pretty F’ing disgusting to me. There are some people that would freak out about getting a little piece of doody on their hand when they wipe, but they’d have no problem sticking their tongue into a fecal forest.

Are you an introvert? An extrovert? Do you eat ass?  Let me know, [email protected].

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