FLOTD is Jen from Palatine

FLOTD is Jen from Palatine… AKA Ed Hammer’s Girlfriend!

Occupation? KinderCare
Relationship status? I somehow snagged Ed Hammer
Favorite WIIL Rock band? Godsmack
Hobbies? Painting,writing and collecting body art
Favorite position? Whichever makes the Slovakian Traffic Cone more enjoyable
Cocktails with a celebrity? Courtney Love
Favorite food? Tacos!
Favorite movie? Mr. and Mrs. Smith
What’s a weird fact you know? That snails have male and female genitalia and can screw and knock themselves up.
If you could live anywhere, where would you go? New Zealand
If someone said, “Hey, do that thing you do…”, what would you do? Trip and fall over my own feet,whilst knocking stuff over on my way down.
Most embarrassing moment? The entirety of my 38 years thus far
ALL TIME favorite song? Hole, “ Petals.”
Turn ons? Bondage, dark humor, Geminis
Turn offs? Racists, homophobes and Republicans ( redundant, I know )