FLOTD is Ian from Waukegan

FLOTD is Ian from Waukegan!

Occupation? Engendren (I’m essentially a the most essential welder)
Relationship status? Super single 
Favorite WIIL Rock band? 10Years
Hobbies? Pimping hoes and slamming doors
Favorite position? Erector set and then I go straight into the Ejector seat
Cocktails with a celebrity? Sober so prolly half and half, half and half and mouthwash with artoodeetoo
Favorite food? Tacos of all varieties
Most embarrassing moment? Every time I drop my trausers
Favorite 90’s song? Nirvana; Lake of fire… Or plateau
Craziest thing you’ve ever done? Ate some acid at a concert for some reason thought I was coming down, started to drive the 3 hours home. Turns out I was just peaking (reaching to peak of my…. Highness?) and was unable to figure out how to pull over so just put cruise on and tried to focus
Turn ons? Pretty much any sized tee’s and any shape A…. No standards so Tits and ass
Turn offs? Talking and expecting me to listen, a woman leaving the kitchen for any reason other than the bedroom