Monkey Trial #2
Here's the second candidate for the open stunt monkey position.  His name is Jeff and he almost got arrested by the T.S.A at O'Hare.  Jeff had disgruntled air travelers  take their frustration out on him by punching him in the gut.   
 
A container of the things not allowed on planes...look closely
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A container of the things not allowed on planes...look closely

Surly TV crew at O'Hare, they told us Scott Peterson was in the airport

No, you cannot bring your chainsaw on the plane

Jeff at scenic O'Hare International

Jeff telling Tom the plan

She was an angry traveler...She punched Jeff...I missed the pic

Leave your fuel injector at home too

Jeff and flight status board

Jeff telling Tom he got punched by a girl

Angry traveler gearing up to punch Jeff

Angry traveler punching Jeff

Jeff giving an angry traveler the gloves to punch him